"Let's pretend you are my cowboy," he said

Hey, you've reached Cayde. Just kidding, I'm not here and my Ghost can't get back to you for me for some dang reason, so leave me a message and I'll catch up with you.

Oh, and P.V.? If you're somehow hearing this: sorry I'm late for our little party. Pass on this report to Paladin Oran, would you? So the unusual cythereans keep injecting new variables. Evaluate xenobiological studies in MeridianBay.